Some Interesting Definitions

EXPERIENCE:


The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

LECTURE:


An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

CONFERENCE:


The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

CIGARETTE:


A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:


It’s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:


Future Tense
of Marriage

COMPROMISE:


The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:


The hydraulic force by which
masculine W ill P ower is
defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:


A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:


A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:


A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC:


A book
which people praise,
but never read

SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:


A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

YAWN:


The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

ETC:


A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

COMMITTEE:


Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

ATOM BOMB:


An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

PHILOSOPHER:

A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

DIPLOMAT:


A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:


A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

OPTIMIST:


A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

PESSIMIST:


A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:


A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

FATHER:


A banker
provided by
nature

CRIMINAL:


A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS:


Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

POLITICIAN:


One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

DOCTOR:


A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by N.G.Janarthan on January 18, 2010 at 5:16 am

    Well said 🙂

    Reply

  2. Posted by N.G.Janarthan on January 18, 2010 at 5:16 am

    Well said:)

    Reply

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